Yes … I am THAT mommy.

This blog, and all writings in it, are the sole property of the writer. The information published on this given day, or any prior to it, may no longer be accurate in two minutes, weeks or months.

To assume that this blog is written by someone who is perfect, while pleasing to the author, is unrealistic and the author assumes no liability if you are naive enough to assume any posting on “I am THAT mommy” is some sort of gospel.

All photos of my child, dog, self or anything in my life are my property and my property only. If you are kind enough to e-mail me, asking me to use one, chances are I will let you. However, if I find my photgraph on your Web site without my permission, I will wage internet war on your soul. I, not my son, ex-husband, friends, family or employer are responsible for the content found on this Website.

All things stated on this blog are my personal views, and I have never and will never be your lawyer, doctor, shrink, vet, gyno, astrologist, dentist, dermatologist, campaign manager, chef or pet. Please do not think otherwise.

The views stated in the comments are not necessarily those I would agree with, or particularly always like, and it is my right to delete you if you make fun of my assymetrical eyeballs or child’s affections for superheroes.

If you feel that your rights have somehow been impeded on, please contact your local bar association, magistrate court, best friend, Dairy Queen attendant or doctor. You may also contact ME at iamthatmommy at gmail dot com. Or, you know, don’t come back.
Thank you and have a lovely day.

This? Is how classy mothers dress.